Golem
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Registered: 03/12/12
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Loc: Orange County, California, USA
A missionary on a South Pacific island was walking with the village chief teaching him English.
As they passed a stream the missionary pointed and said to the chief, "Stream."
The chief looked and repeated, "Stream."
They walked a little further on the path and the missionary pointed to a bird and said, "Bird."
The chief looked and repeated, "Bird."
A little further down the path the missionary spotted a couple making love in the grass. Not really knowing what to say to the chief the missionary said, "Man riding bicycle."
The chief looked and pulled 2 blow darts out and shot both of them dead.
The missionary was horrified and asked the chief why he did it.