In Honor of Muhammad Ali:

I wrestled with an Alligator and tussled with a Whale,
I told Chris Christie to go to hell!
I out ran Cheetahs and out swam fish,
I told Dr. Ben Carson you make me sick!
I roared louder then a Lion and made a Horse eat hay,
I slapped up Donald Trump and I stole his toupee!

Long live The Greatest!
The only people pushing the Athenian Straw Man Nonexistent Threat of Slippery Slope Windyfoggery (ASMNSSW) RE DEMOCRACY are people who have a misunderstanding/problem or hatred of democracy. (See AUTHORITARIANS)