How about this one. The Trump children get indicted and Jackass goes ballistic. Then, suddenly, Jackass goes silent, the idiot kids oddly get to skate as the indictments get withdrawn. A week later Jackass resigns with no explanation and remains silent. OH, and the Mueller investigation announces the job as being done - no report is ever released and everything gets sealed.

Gosh, I wonder what happened?
Did Jackass save his children from prison?
Did the investigation cause Jackass to resign or be tried as a traitor to the nation?
Did the Jackass quit because he was sick and tired of it all?
Will we ever hear the facts?