In other news:
Right now, staffers at The New York Post are enjoying morning coffee, donuts, and even a nice cake decorated with the words, "Ha ha, made you look", I guarantee it.
Good Lord, we're just howler monkeys with brown shoes and a tie.

Males with beards have smaller testicles: study

The only people pushing the Athenian Straw Man Nonexistent Threat of Slippery Slope Windyfoggery (ASMNSSW) RE DEMOCRACY are people who have a misunderstanding/problem or hatred of democracy. (See AUTHORITARIANS)