Right? Even Melanie wouldn't sleep with him without a prenup.
And Stormy got $130K for that one time...
NOT Melanie!! Melania!!
I just had to set the record straight. Ugh.
Welp, that's what he
calls her when he used to have a Twitter account.
That's my "real" name. That's creepy.
I call myselt Olyve Oyl here because I thought it was funny.
And I just think it's a cute name.
My day name is Melanie.