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In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, she stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,


"Will I be acquitted?"
For some reason, wives tend to like this joke...


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Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
Because he had no-body to go with.


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Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle.


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Originally Posted By: 2wins
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle.


I love groaners! LOL


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I know. I follow you on facebook LOL


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Originally Posted By: 2wins
I know. I follow you on facebook LOL


Mr. Scoutgal cannot understand why I like them, but my dad used to tell y sisters and I jokes like this all the time. He passed in 2003, and I still miss him. When I see these jokes, it reminds me of him. grin


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Hey 2wins, be my FB friend too!


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