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In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news:

"There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

Visibly shaken, she stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

She took a few deep breaths to compose herself and to stop her mind racing. She simply had to know.

She met the Fortune Teller's gaze, steadied her voice and asked,


"Will I be acquitted?"
For some reason, wives tend to like this joke...


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Why did the skeleton go to the movies by himself?
Because he had no-body to go with.


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Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle.


sure, you can talk to god, but if you don't listen then what's the use? so, onward through the fog!
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Originally Posted By: 2wins
Why don't witches like to ride their brooms when they're angry? They're afraid of flying off the handle.


I love groaners! LOL


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I know. I follow you on facebook LOL


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Originally Posted By: 2wins
I know. I follow you on facebook LOL


Mr. Scoutgal cannot understand why I like them, but my dad used to tell y sisters and I jokes like this all the time. He passed in 2003, and I still miss him. When I see these jokes, it reminds me of him. grin


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Hey 2wins, be my FB friend too!


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