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What did the foreign national refrigerator repairman say when he walked into the bar in southern Texas and icily refused to answer a question about where he hailed from?

"I have frozen da query!"


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A bad pun = shaking of the head
A bad bad double pun = major eyeroll with a moan
A bad bad bad triple-plus pun = genius!


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no sane client would pay for their "services", though I guess there may be plenty of rump cultists out there that think they are Clarence Darrow.
I routinely watch some attorney from Minn who claims van der Veen is a genius and easily refuted ... I dare say confuted ... the House managers.

Strange ... even Republican leaders said Trump's attorneys displayed poor performances and weak rebuttals.

Appears it doesn't matter for Trump supporters ... he is the next best thing to God and maybe he is even the SoG.


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‘Cuz God can’t do it alone
I would have thought that also but when it comes to Covid ... the burden is on God to protect the people who believe they speak for God.

or God is punishing Texas with the help of Republicans

or the rationality of Republican irrationality


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Originally Posted By: logtroll
Let me get this straight...

It's no wonder you cant get this Strait said Magellan
while circumcising the globe, and setting a fuel economy record, getting 14,000 miles per galleon...
TAT

Firesign loose association del dia

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Originally Posted By: TatumAH
It's no wonder you cant get this Strait said Magellan
while circumcising the globe, and setting a fuel economy record, getting 14,000 miles per galleon...TAT

Sad... you can't even manage a single bad pun in a whole string. tonbricks

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This means whore!


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