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Originally Posted By: logtroll

Mooning for shots? A prick in the auld bunghole? A Trump pucker for a sucker?


I'm sorely tempted , and overloaded ,by the plethora of questionably appropriate rhyming possibilities!
Clearly there is no bottom to this thread, though I have previously reached for it, and was sorely chastised.
So, get thee behind me Satan


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I've seen women flashing for beads, and coconuts. I've caught medallions and cheap plastic beads myself, without flashing anything. And I've seen FAR FAR worse stuff on Bourbon Street that would have got the two men arrested if a cop had happened to walk by.

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A good friend who lives there assures me that they no longer throw coconuts! The French Quarter after the family rated parades etc, is no place for the kids. Sometimes they reward some folks if they promise NOT to flash. What happen on Bourbon St stay on Bourbon street! Like Vegas! I was in Vegas for a transplant meeting and was confused by legalities on the strip. If I bought a beer in a shop, I had to drink it out on the street, where the "dancers" were handing out card describing their services. I walked up to a cop and asked for clarity, what was unacceptable behavior on the strip? He told me: We frown on violence! So I didnt!

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He told me: We frown on violence! So I didnt! TAT

Trumpets, trombones, drums... but no violinse??


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There is way too much Violanse violin out there already! violin

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Okay, buddy-boy... I'm a violist... nono violin

(And I laughed my arse off!!)


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You didn't need to tell us, it was obvious from the Beguining

There are also a few joke about French Horns too!

How can you tell if you are being kissed by a French Horn player?
There's a hand up your butt ThumbsUp


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If, because of accepting the reality of being a Viola "player", you find yourself up on the roof, dont jump! There is a tradition of "fiddlers" surviving that condition, though you may have to consider leaving Russia!

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Its really odd, the thing about violas. Violinists must have a severe case of imposter syndrome. Do alto saxophonist look down on baritone saxophonists?


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They all wish that they had chosen to play Tenor Sax,reputed to be the most powerful chick Magnet! Just ask Bill Clinton. Presidental Sax, when Red ,White and Blue was still patriotic
Some say the Tenor is the sexiest sax because it's husky voice resembles a sultry woman, others say that it's because it's shaped like a scrotum.

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