Originally Posted By: Sandune
Here's some advice from my pal in Virginia

Number 1 Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 2 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 3 Men have two emotions : Hungry and Horny . If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.


"The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand them."
Lenny Bruce

"The cleverest of all, in my opinion, is the man who calls himself a fool at least once a month."