> A Christmas Tradition > > When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce > toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the > Pre-Christmas pressure. > Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed > Santa even more. > When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were > about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, > Heaven knows where. > Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the > toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered. > Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of > rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all > the cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally > dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces > all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice > had eaten al l the straw off the end of the broom. > Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, > yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas > tree. > The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a > lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to > stick it?' > > And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas > tree. > > *Not a lot of people know this.
Life is a banquet -- and most poor suckers are starving to death -- Auntie Mame You are born naked and everything else is drag - RuPaul