Sometimes life imitates farce This is a true story
A lady walks into a store with her daughter The clerk tries to make pleasant conversation And asks the name of the cute child The customer proudly speaks her daughters name It sounds like tamale but with an f instead of a t Clerk says how did you choose such an unusual name Customer says that the nurse gAve her that name when she was born and the mother liked it.
"It's not a lie if you believe it." -- George Costanza The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves. --Bertrand Russel