Originally Posted By: Spag-hetti
Some Capitol Hill BLUE Humor

I don't masturbate because ...

Well, first of all, I'm not good at it.

And, second, I'm hard to please.

But, most of all, I feel really stupid moaning my own name.

Ya mean like this? "Ooooh, Log! Yer so big and strong! Logggy, ya big dick!!"

(Sorry... it's the middle of the night and I just got up to let the dog out. Probably shouldn't have posted.)

You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller