An arab being interviewed at the US Embassy.
CONSUL : "Your name, please. ?"
ARAB : "Abdul Aziz."
CONSUL : "Sex.?"
ARAB : "SIX times a week."
CONSUL : "I mean, male or female. ?"
ARAB : "Both male & female & sometimes even camels."
CONSUL : "Holy cow !"
ARAB : "Yes, cows & dogs too."
CONSUL : "Oh dear !"
ARAB : "Deer ? No deer, they run too fast...

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