A truck driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up that read, Low Bridge Ahead. Before he realized it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got stuck under it. Cars were backed up for miles.

Finally, a police car arrived. The policeman got out of his car and walked to the trucks cab and said to the driver, Got stuck, hay?

The truck driver said, No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of fuel!

I am waiting for Bill Engvald to say "Here's your sign"!

milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)

Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.