A High School teacher was reminding her pupils of their final exam the following day.

Now listen to me, I wont tolerate any excuses for you not being here tomorrow. I might consider a nuclear attack, a near-fatal personal injury or illness, or a death in your immediate family, but thats it, no other excuses whatsoever!

A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked, What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?

The entire class started sniggering.

When silence was restored, the teacher smiled at the student, shook her head and sweetly said, Well, I would expect you to write the exam with your other hand.

milk and Girl Scout cookies ;-)

Save your breath-You may need it to blow up your date.