This hilarious:

Paul Ryan Moving

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Still, youd expect the former leader of the Real American Heartland Party to make it through at least one calendar year of grinding it out in actual Real America before admitting that he prefers the urbane intellectual atmosphere and decadent material pleasures of, uh, suburban Maryland.


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now that his job doesnt have to involve the pretense of serving the people of southern Wisconsinthe pretense that it involves anything other than lubricating transactions between wealthy executives and the people who write and administer lawsRyan can also drop the pretense that he doesnt live in the place where those transactions take place.