Yer a damn Nerd.

I liked all of the movies, but am at such a shallow level of appreciation that I don't really know much about the plot line, or even the names of most of the characters.

And the hopscotch nature of the order they came out is beyond me to unravel, but luckily it doesn't mater... (I put that in for anybody who didn't catch the Uncle Mater and Auntie Mater joke.)

You never change things by fighting the existing reality.
To change something, build a new model that makes the old model obsolete.
R. Buckminster Fuller