Lots of callers are reporting election fraud by an elderly mentally-impaired fat man living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue in D.C. So many such calls came in that Laura Trump tweeted they were changing the phone number. Of course, new reports promptly came in to the new number...

I guess she hasn't figured out that you have to publish the number to get any calls, and then the pranksters will just call the new number. The sad thing is that even having such a hotline to report election fraud, means the Trump team has no actual evidence, but they would like some.

That "having no evidence" thingie is really hampering their lawsuits when they get in front of a judge. You would think their high-priced lawyers would know that, and search for evidence BEFORE running to a judge. But I guess they are getting paid by the hour. Might damage a few lawyer careers, though, since lawyers do get sanctioned sometimes for filing frivolous no-evidence lawsuits.

We're flying electric helicopters on Mars yet you can't turn on your clothes dryer in Texas. That's because scientists are in charge of Mars, and Republicans are in charge of Texas.