Incompetent insurrectionist fomenting Fatass Trump wants a military send-off on Wednesday, full of pageantry and pomp and circumstances. The Pentagon replied, "Scram MAGAt, take a hike."

An Uber ride to National Airport is all Fatboy should get on the tax payer's dime, or better yet, given a copy of Hitchhiker's Guide and tell him to make use of his thumb.


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