My son did give me a bumper sticker that may help, butt maybe not.
I am considering the deep philosophical incongruity of a bottomless fat ass, and will report when it is determined if a solution exists.
Mark Twain only compounds the problem:
There is no character, howsoever good and fine, but it can be destroyed by ridicule, howsoever poor and witless. Observe the ass, for instance: his character is about perfect, he is the choicest spirit among all the humbler animals, yet see what ridicule has brought him to. Instead of feeling complimented when we are called an ass, we are left in doubt.
- Pudd'nhead Wilson's calender
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