Oh, I never thought of welding all your stuff together. I have thought of gluing some items to the floor, or putting a deck screw into a door latch she keeps opening that I keep closing. My wife loves to reorganize and move everything to new locations, so I can never find anything. I tend to make up useful tool kits. Then she puts all the Phillip's head screwdrivers in one obscure drawer, and all the straight screwdrivers in another.
I've never been able to convince her that one drawer with 25 Phillip's head screw drivers in it is not very user friendly.