I love cherry tomatoes, red one yellow ones etc, but they are the only tomatoes that actually tried to kill me! While innocently gardening one fine day, weeding and nurturing the tomato plants, I quickly popped a delectable cherry into my mouth, but it went a little too far! Making the universal cant breathe sign with your hand to your throat is ineffective alone in the yard, even Siri couldn't save me. I fortunately keep one of my wide handled pitchforks handy for auto-self-heimlicking, that sounds kinda purrverse when I write it out! It only took two attempts, but my motivation increased after the first unsuckcessful attempt. Know the enemy that lurks in the garden!


There's nothing wrong with thinking
Except that it's lonesome work
sevil regit