One of my favorites still comes up when needed, here in large font! So clever, perfect timing, and right purty too!
WAGON BOSS: We get better reception that way! Do you mind if I put this antenna up on yonder peak? INDIAN: That's our Sacred Mountain. WAGON BOSS: This is our Sacred Antenna! It's shaped like a cross! Made out of aluminum. Er-got any aluminum? INDIAN: We've still got some corn left. PIONEER: Hey! Corn! Now we can make whisky! ANOTHER PIONEER: We've been waitin' hundreds o' years for this! THIRD PIONEER: Say! I just invented a Tom Collins! WAGON BOSS: Here, Indian! Ya want some firewater? INDIAN: No. We were warned by our Elders not to drink anything that would make us weak or silly. WAGON BOSS: (laughs) Put in their well! INDIAN: That's not a well. It's the Eye of the Holy Serpent Mound, on which your standing. WAGON BOSS: It's a beaut'! INDIAN: No, it's a mound. WAGON BOSS: And right purty, too! er- can ya' move it?
Last edited by TatumAH; 02/15/2103:00 AM.
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