I see Governor Kemp has suggested a work-around to the new Georgia law prohibiting giving food or drinks to people waiting in voting lines. He said "They could order Uber Eats delivery." That means people are free to SELL them food or drinks. The law also does not prohibit giving them money, so you give a penny to anyone who wants to buy a drink or a candy bar for a penny! Perfectly legal, according to the governor.

Charity is illegal, but commerce is holy! Republican Jesus would approve.

We're flying electric helicopters on Mars yet you can't turn on your clothes dryer in Texas. That's because scientists are in charge of Mars, and Republicans are in charge of Texas.