No way you are going on tour in the Bible Belt with a damned trans rooster! They would say it's an abomination, that needs to be sent to Hell, immediately. Or at least Bubba's grill!

We have a Fabulous Coop coming. I asked my BIL, the retired contractor, if he could put together some 8' x 2' hardware-covered panels together for me. so I could screw them together to make a cheap chicken tractor. He went hog-wild and built a Chicken Palace, to the tune of a couple thousand dollars. We just want a couple for fresh eggs. But soon we will be able to house 16!

We're flying electric helicopters on Mars yet you can't turn on your clothes dryer in Texas. That's because scientists are in charge of Mars, and Republicans are in charge of Texas.