In all sorts of other occupations, such a string of crazy behavior would result in a long stay in rehab or visit to a facility for recuperation. I don't suppose we have any facilities that can rehab somebody like Trump and turn him into a normal human being. We used to lock such people up in mental hospitals and force feed them "reality pills" or zap their brains a bit, until they came back to live in the real world. But we closed all the state mental hospitals down, and now the locos are living on the street or at Mar-A-Lago.


We're flying electric helicopters on Mars yet you can't turn on your clothes dryer in Texas. That's because scientists are in charge of Mars, and Republicans are in charge of Texas.