They had plenty of warning. Crumbling concrete columns visible in the parking garage with exposed rusting rebar. New cracks in the pool area slab radiating from the old cracks that were repaired with epoxy. Time to sell and move folks! Or at least move out, rent it out, and get a ton of insurance.

I wonder if they could rehabilitate some keys by shrinking their area so they were higher. Like they dredged up those artificial islands in the Arab gulf states. Of course, they don't get hurricanes.

We're flying electric helicopters on Mars yet you can't turn on your clothes dryer in Texas. That's because scientists are in charge of Mars, and Republicans are in charge of Texas.