The shiz just hit the fan. The Grand Jury just indicted the Trump Organization and CFO Weisselberg. He's scheduled to surrender tomorrow morning at the DA's office. The organization will be represented by a lawyer. This will get all of Trump's loans called. He's out of business and on his way to bankruptcy. He's had companies like Trump University and the Trump Foundation indicted before, but never the parent company. More than ever, no lawyers will want to represent him, since they will never get paid.

We're flying electric helicopters on Mars yet you can't turn on your clothes dryer in Texas. That's because scientists are in charge of Mars, and Republicans are in charge of Texas.