That's what bankruptcy is for: When you are broke and have no prospects for ever being able to pay, it's time for Chapter 7 so everybody can get on with their lives. I wonder how much they got for your car versus how much they had to pay for your other mobility devices? Bet they made a bad deal on that one!

We're flying electric helicopters on Mars yet you can't turn on your clothes dryer in Texas. That's because scientists are in charge of Mars, and Republicans are in charge of Texas.