I wonder if they still send most orphans to their military.

I certainly HOPE so! A proper government would round up all the ne'er do wells and put them in workhouses! Orphans and pot smokers to the military! I'm sure appropriate measures could be taken for the queers and coloreds among us as well!

Fortunately, Old Blighty has taken the socialist route and provides education and healthcare.

Good coffee, good weed, and time on my hands...