My coleslaw is just chopped green cabbage and a bottle of Marzetti's coleslaw dressing. I add a sprinkle of celery seed. I can't make better myself, and I've tried. It's the best I ever had besides the little Jewish deli I used to go to when I was a kid. But they are long gone.
We're flying electric helicopters on Mars yet you can't turn on your clothes dryer in Texas. That's because scientists are in charge of Mars, and Republicans are in charge of Texas.