Because Public Health (or anything that contributes to it) is a Librul Conspiracy. First they tell us to wear masks and get vaccinated so we don't die, next they'll be coming for our Guns and Bibles. Well, we'll show them. Can't get our Guns and Bibles if we burn down the house and all go to Heaven.

We're flying electric helicopters on Mars yet you can't turn on your clothes dryer in Texas. That's because scientists are in charge of Mars, and Republicans are in charge of Texas.