We should just stop saying “illegal immigrants crossing the border” and say “brown immigrants.” A large percentage of illegal aliens are people who came here legally but overstayed their visas. It’s a great way for Europeans to get here and stay here illegally - but nobody seems to worry about them.

(But I promise, if I ever lay eyes on my ex-husband from the British Isles, to turn his arse into ICE ASAP.)

“It’s the shipwreck that leads you to the magical island.”
(Trevor Noah)